Thursday, January 5, 2012

A father's blessing to his son

http://www.scribd.com/doc/33386312/A-Father-s-blessing-to-his-Son


Wherever you go,Wherever you roam,You'll always be in my heart;As you travel down life's road.I'm more than pleased,With the man you turned out to be.Words are inadequate to express,How proud it makes me feel,To know you are my son.I wish you all the happiness in the world,As you travel on your way.I wish happiness befalls on those,Who share with you your days,Baring your name with integrity,And compassion to the grave.

The only advice I'd give,Is never judge a person by their appearance,For it seldom reveals the persons inner truth,Over look the faults of others,Lest they find fault with you.

Remember you are not alone,You are a part of all mankind,And everyman is your brother.Give more than you take,For you have much to offer.

When the dark storms and tempests of life,Blow howling raging at your door,Stand firm and resolute,For eventually they will subside.Your character will be all the stronger,For riding out the the rising tide!

Most of all enjoy the time,That you spend upon this earth.Set your sights on the stars,And reach for the moon.Find pleasure in the morning as it dawns,And the evening sun when it sets!

Monday, February 14, 2011

How to get the message out...

My grandfather had several ways to "tel" a message.

Telegraph
Telephone
Telefax
Tell a yenta

Monday, February 7, 2011

On friends and family

Treat your friends like family and your family like friends.

Saturday, April 10, 2010

Words of Wisdom

My grandfather had a definite way with words. Like...

When the little head is big, the big head is small.

Dress for the job that you want, not for the job that you have.

Tuesday, February 2, 2010

My Cousin used to say...

So my dear cousin from Israel taught me a couple of pearls that I would like to share...


What does making love in a canoe and light beer have in common?
They're both f*cking close to water.

Decaf coffee is like making love without having an orgasm.

Monday, January 18, 2010

Supermarkets

My grandfather used to joke with my grandmother that he wanted to be buried in the parking lot of Pathmark, this way he knows she'll visit him at least 3 times a week.

My Uncle's Humor

So, just to add a twist to it all. I thought to share some of my uncle's humor in.

While serving as president of the family business, he said that he "was like a mushroom, kept in the dark and fed a lot of sh1t."