Words of Wisdom

My grandfather had a definite way with words. Like...

When the little head is big, the big head is small.

Dress for the job that you want, not for the job that you have.

My Cousin used to say...

So my dear cousin from Israel taught me a couple of pearls that I would like to share...


What does making love in a canoe and light beer have in common?
They're both f*cking close to water.

Decaf coffee is like making love without having an orgasm.

Supermarkets

My grandfather used to joke with my grandmother that he wanted to be buried in the parking lot of Pathmark, this way he knows she'll visit him at least 3 times a week.

My Uncle's Humor

So, just to add a twist to it all. I thought to share some of my uncle's humor in.

While serving as president of the family business, he said that he "was like a mushroom, kept in the dark and fed a lot of sh1t."