Supermarkets

My grandfather used to joke with my grandmother that he wanted to be buried in the parking lot of Pathmark, this way he knows she'll visit him at least 3 times a week.

My Uncle's Humor

So, just to add a twist to it all. I thought to share some of my uncle's humor in.

While serving as president of the family business, he said that he "was like a mushroom, kept in the dark and fed a lot of sh1t."